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  We went to church for the first time...

  by megsmomma in

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  ken...first i saw your post, and i am sorry the church you tried wasn't for you.

  i have been out of the jw's for about 7 1/2 years, and just now felt the urge to go to a church again....so take your time and do what feels right for you :) don't give up.....keep seeking, you will find.. so, about our experience...we went with a non-denominational.

  we went with a big place...it reminded me of how the jw's assembly halls are...the decor and the seating.....and the ammount of people.

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  gordon d

  Welcome to the "dark???" side....
  
  I'm so happy for you... Try not to let small doctrines stumble you. I'd rather worship with a group of humans that may not have everything "exactly perfect" and are willing to admit it and grow than with a group of hypocrites that are God's only mouthpiece and are completely irrefutable.... even on obvious errors.
  
  Can't you just feel the love? How refreshing!
  
  Gordon
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  Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

  by watson in

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  this is going around the "friend's" email circuit.

  is this new light from the governing body?

  dear family,.

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  gordon d

  BWWAHAAHAA!!!! BWAHAAA!!!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!!
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  If the "Kool-Aid" came out...

  by Justice-One in

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  i was wondering the other day how many would drink if the kool-aid came out at a future meeting?

  you know, they made an announcement that the faithfull and discreet slave had been told that we should all kill ourselves because jehovah did not see the need for us to endure through armageden.

  i wonder....30 percent?

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  gordon d

  The latest WT said to expect the great tribulation around 1/5/07 and the safest place to be was Fairbanks Alaska. Which WT was this???????
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  Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

  by watson in

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  this is going around the "friend's" email circuit.

  is this new light from the governing body?

  dear family,.

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  gordon d

  Okay... here goes.... "sung to the tune 50 way to leave your lover"
  
  I went out in service for a while the other day
  selling magazines to anyone who'd pay or wasn't gay
  thinkin to myself there must be a better way
  there must be 7 ways to make the rapture
  
  Just drop off a tract... Jack
  Have a book study... Buddy
  Go work at Bethel...Ethel
  Just 5 meetings a week
  
  Just don't make a fuss...Gus
  and don't ever discuss much
  Just repeat after me... Lee
  Publications ain't free!
  
  Hope ya like....Gordon
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  Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

  by watson in

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  this is going around the "friend's" email circuit.

  is this new light from the governing body?

  dear family,.

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  gordon d

  bwahaaahaaa.... c'mon....Keep going.....
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  Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

  by watson in

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  this is going around the "friend's" email circuit.

  is this new light from the governing body?

  dear family,.

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  gordon d

  Hey Leolaia... since when did that sort of thing ever slow the WTS down.... Cool maybe we'll get a "New" New World Translation!!!
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  Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

  by watson in

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  this is going around the "friend's" email circuit.

  is this new light from the governing body?

  dear family,.

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  gordon d

  It's not really "NEW"... just sort of a variation of Paul Simon's "50 ways to leave your lover"..... Kinda like "7 ways to have a rapture"
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  Do you find yourself spending too much time on this site?

  by restrangled in

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  i continually check for new posts, and enjoy the fluff as much as the serious stuff.

  there are so many different personalities and it so interesting to see any ones "take" on a subject.

  the intellect, humor, or just honest responses and real life experiences fascinate me.

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  My goal is to spend at least one hour on this site for every twenty-four that I spent being exposed to the "Truth"...... might take a while?
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  Jesus Coming 7 Different Ways....Is this new light?

  by watson in

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  this is going around the "friend's" email circuit.

  is this new light from the governing body?

  dear family,.

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  gordon d

  Sorry... a little off topic (perhaps) but does anyone know how to get puke out of a keyboard?
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  My letter to the "Glorious Ones."...

  by Justice-One in

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  i thought you guys might get a hoot out of this letter that i just mailed..... dear elders (or should i call you glorious ones?).

  you can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool all the people all the time.

  and you certainly do not have me fooled anymore.

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  gordon d

  Excellent letter but please.... NO COPYCATS!!!
  
  If this letter is copied and sent to other KH's then it won't take long for a DO or CO to see at as some spam attack. If anyone else feels compelled to write a letter, make it original, use elder names, and a local post-mark.
  
  Just a thought....
  
  Gordon
  
  P.S. Maybe you should consider some assertiveness training to help you come out of your shell and truly say what you mean...LOL